fish flavored coffee

Coffee and cigarettes are my usual breakfast before my day at work.  This morning, however, i only had one K-Cup left; the dreaded "Fishy Delight" flavor.  Normally i would have already bought more coffee, but i was far too busy yesterday, slaying dragons and such.  So, anyway, i decide to try it out, i puke, i choke on my puke, and now im dead.  DO NOT DRINK THAT SHIT.

my kitten is leaking

My kitten is leaking, and by "my kitten" i mean Dylan Johnson.  Diarrhea dribbles down his leg as his knees knock together in fright.  He looks up at my 6'8'' stature and trembles in fear.  Pissing his pants, he runs out of the room crying.  I just laugh at how i did all of that with a single look at the kid.  What a loser.