Video Games

What- what- what are doing? Work? Come on, why do something so boring. Come on and play with me, I’m fun, I’m not demanding, I won’t force you in doing something you don’t want to do. Come on just sit down and lie on the couch. Just pick me up sit back and relax; work doesn’t let you have this much fun. You know what- you know what I’ll do? I’ll let you get a snack, maybe some Doritos, a comfy seat, headphones and I’ll show you the most prophet- well not- not so much- well- I’ll show you a great time filled with entertainment and relaxation.
Are you bored with me? What? No. You can’t get bored of me. I’ve got a massive variety of entertainment. What do you like? Action? Adventure? Puzzles? Racing? I mean I got it all right here, right now. Just pick your poison and relax. I mean you can do work tomorrow. Or you know what? You could play with me tomorrow and do work in two days. How does that sound? Good? Fun? Yes? No?
Come on. Your friends are doing it too. Don’t you want to stay close with your friends? Yeah you do. Go help them out. They have the right idea...Do you hate your friends? That’s okay, just delete them and go look for some new ones. And I’m the best matchmaker there is. Hey. Need a spouse? I found someone who has a lot in common with you; ME! And I think you should go do me- I- you- you should do yourself a favor and play with me. Come on, pick up that controller, press power and begin the best part of your life.
You don’t want to play? Why? Are your thumbs broken? Don’t let that stop you. You know what it is? You feel like you’ve completed me. Don’t worry; I’m not out of new adventures we can do. There will always be princesses to save, Monsters to slay, treasures to find, and puzzles to solve. I’ll hook you up, I know some people. You ready? Just RELAX.