The Basement

The light bulb in the basement burned out last week. I had to go down in the basement to do laundry lastnight. It was very dark down there. I couldn't see what I was doing so I went back upstairs to get a flashnight. I went back downstairs to do my laundry when all of a sudden I heard a noise. I went to go see what it was, but i couldn't see anything. I went back to doing my laundry. Then I heard the noise again. I went back to go see where it was coming from. Then I see a vampire sitting on one of the laundry baskets. The first thing it says to me is " really human flesh doesn't taste that bad."