Showing posts with label high school. Show all posts
Showing posts with label high school. Show all posts

October 21, 2011

How to Survive a Boring Class

You think this method would sell?

It's a fact that not all classes in high school are as exciting as playing Xbox with friends. Some classes leave you asleep on the desk, drooling on a textbook. The first step to surviving a boring class is drugs. I'm not talking about weed or Oxycontin, I'm talking straight up caffeine and heroin injections. Nothing delivers a good wake up hit like the rush of heroin and caffeine coursing through your bloodstream. Now some readers will be thinking, "Wait, can't you get diseases, and die from heroin overdose?" Well I've developed a method that works 100% of the time and that prevents overdoes, diseases such as AIDS, and even heroin addiction. In the the next 30 pages or so, you'll learn this technique, but keep in mind, it only works if you follow the plan exactly.