I wrote this exercise as a writing exercise. It's a story about a boy named Alan and his first kiss with a girl named Lisa. Do you think the plot flows nicely? Do you like poop? THANKS!!!!
Their first kiss ended in bumped noses and giggles. Alan looked around wiht embarrassment. He didn't know how to kiss a girl. He knew he should've been practicing more in the mirror, but he didn't expect to kiss a girl until at least age 25. He thought he had more time. Now, everyone was laughing.
When Lisa spun the bottle and landed on Alan, he expected to be greeted with rolled eyes and gritted teeth, but, thankfully, Lisa just sat there and smiled pleasantly. They approached one another and Alan went infor the attack with mouth wide open and tongue out. As Alan licked Lisa's face, his nose bumped hers and she began to bleed. Lisa started to scream, pushed Alan off of her, and ran out of the room.
Alan followed and found poor, slobbery, bleeding Lisa outside the house. "I've never kissed anyone before" said Alan, "Sorry I was a little off." "I'm a little off too," Lisa replied. Alan cocked his head in confusion. Then, Lisa grabbed a big chunk of dog poop and took a bite out of it. Alan let out an audible gasp and began to vomit. Lisa gasped as well and said, "Oh my God. I'm so sorry! I thought you knew!"
YO ma girrrrrl, how you feelin? Just so you know, you lookin' mad fine today girl. Anyways, this story is like our real life love story!!!! Yo that boy Alan has mad swag and reminds me of myself. This is totz cute and leading up to the kiss was totally magical. Lisa seemed pretty sexy and it's just like you, my chick. I mean not gunna lie, the ending was a little weird. I was pretty into it, though. The poop just came out of nowhere and it was surprising. It had a huge surprise to the story! So exciting! You know, I'd be pretty happy if this happened. Next time we kissin, ima whip out some poop. HOLLA @ ME B
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