my kitten is leaking

My kitten is leaking, and by "my kitten" i mean Dylan Johnson.  Diarrhea dribbles down his leg as his knees knock together in fright.  He looks up at my 6'8'' stature and trembles in fear.  Pissing his pants, he runs out of the room crying.  I just laugh at how i did all of that with a single look at the kid.  What a loser.