The Only Man Left

The last man on Earth sat alone and considered his life.  suddenly, there was a knock at the door.  He pauses, then opens it only to get bitch slapped in the face by Charlie Murphy.  Then Charlie Murphy turns into Queen Elizabeth and he realizes that it's just the acid again.  Probably should stop drinking liquid LSD with breakfast.  The man, Tom, went outside for a cigarette.  The beautiful colors in the sky were shining so bright he had to squint.  The rolling clouds, shapeshifting their way across the sky absolutely blew his mind.  Time stood still.  "Why was everyone gone?" you might ask.  Everyone on Earth got the disease from "The Shining", the one where they just kill themselves, but Tom was immune to it.  He spent most of his days moving house to house, golfing, smoking a ton of weed, playing guitars, smashing expensive things, dropping acid, and skating around all day.  He lived his life until the end, and nature took over Earth.