Blogging blows. I don't know what to blog, I think we're supposed to blog our writing assignments but I don't think I have any. I'm too tired to think of anything to write so I'm going to blog nonsense. Sleep is overrated, and I might be losing sanity from lack of it. My eyes feel heavy, my body is weak. Whatever though, Vyvanse are suppose to wake me up but maybe 80 mg isn't enough. Blah, blah, blah. I have gym next block, I think I might just take a zero. I love writing but right now it's a burden. God damn my fu**ing head is hurting. I wasn't planning on saying shit in a rhyming pattern matter, but it seems a lot better than blogging about transvestites and midgets using ladders. Please don't assume I'm attempting to rap because I'm a full fled white kid trying to stay away from that crap. But then Nashua rubs off, and even the white kids start running from cops. Uh oh, I'm running out of lines, and shiaat I can't even comprehend my own fu**ing rhymes. Hey kids guess what? My favorite rappers going mainstream, now you wanna envy him just because he's on your tv screen. It must be the Vyvanse kicking in because now it's like illegal for me to day dream. Read this and make fun of me, then i'll actually have something to talk about in therapy. Hyperhidrosis is my is my fu**ing diagnosis. I don't really know if it is but I like to assume it, so let your tiny ass brains consume it.
Remember, this isn't real. I'm not trying to be a rapper. But then again, act like I give two shits what you think. Goodbye. ;)
Can some people help me out on what to write? Because clearly I don't know what to blog most of the time.
This made me chuckle through out. You keep the humor but also [put reality in it. I enjoyed this, it's a lot different from most of this stuff on here. Keep it real dude. :)
ReplyDeleteI'll buy that this post is "creative," and skip over the fact the class is about creative FICTION, as opposed to creative NONFICTION. Also, I am pretty impressed that you came up with a rhyme for "hyperhidrosis." However, I'm not sure what to critique, since you didn't ask for any specific feedback.What, in this submission, are you looking for help with?
ReplyDeleteThanks Dakota. But Mr. Greene am I allowed to keep on blogging how I feel instead of writing fiction?
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