October 8, 2010

Woodchuck Man

The rabid woodchuck attacked. He came out of nowhere. I was walking down the road to grab a coffee at Starbucks, and I was mauled by a 60 pound woodchuck. He tore my clothing leaving nothing but blood stains everywhere. He punctured my arm with his teeth and had me crying for dear life. I go right home after the attack, feeling nauseous and scared. My arm was bleeding uncontrollably and I was getting more and more light headed by the second. I began hungering for something...human flesh.I strolled the streeats looking for an innocent victim. I see a teenage girl, I attack her ans start eating her arm. Which got me thinking, 'Really, human flesh doesn't taste that bad.'

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